Thats Life!!!

If you can spend a perfectly useless afternoon in a perfectly useless manner, you have learned how to live. (Lin Yutang)

If you were going to die soon and had only one phone call you could make, who would you call and what would you say? And why are you waiting?

In many cases the person who gives advice hasn't tried it himself and wishes to see it tested to see if it really works.

It's a small world. So you gotta use your elbows a lot.

It's not what you look at that matters, it's what you see. (Henry David Thoreau)

I've done so much, with so little, for so long, that I can do almost anything, with nothing, in no time flat.

Life is like playing a violin in public and learning the instrument as you go along.

Never do anything that you wouldn't want to explain to the paramedics.

No matter how long you've been walking south, in just a single step you can be walking north.

Not all who wander are lost. (JRR Tolkien)

People are peculiar - they want the front of the bus, the back of the church, and the middle of the road

A person often meets his destiny on the road he took to avoid it. (Jean de La Fontaine)

The price of anything is the amount of life you exchange for it. (Henry David Thoreau)

Show me the man you honor, and I will know what kind of man you are. (Thomas Carlyle)

Slow down and everything you are chasing will come around and catch you. (John De Paola)

Some mistakes are too much fun to only make once.

Sometimes you have to get to know someone really well to realize you're really strangers. (Mary Tyler Moore)

Today is the last day of your life, so far.

Yield to temptation, it may not pass your way again.